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dearbisexual:

as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)

paint-splatt:

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

a-frog-in-a-bog:

emptyblissdotmp3:

t4tails:

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

reagan-slayer69:

piedude:

relelvance:

lillagrim:

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We’ve all been down here too long. I truly think there’s a chunk of tumblr’s population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

halleywars:

dduane:

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

sirfrogsworth:

I just watched a video that revealed teenage baseball pitchers are getting elective arm surgery to “get it out of the way” so they have a better chance of getting drafted and having an MLB career.

I don’t ever want to hear about the 200 or so 17 year olds getting top surgery every year while sportsball parents are making their kids get arm surgery so they can pitch a little better.

Apparently it is child abuse to help your kid drastically improve their mental health and relieve severe dysphoria but if mommy wants a McMansion from her son’s pitching arm, surgery is perfectly fine.

I’d also be grateful if I could never hear a conservative talking head say “perfectly healthy breasts” again.

florina-fae:

ivafakename:

Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.

lizbethborden:

amtrak-official:

soberscientistlife:

I hate daylight savings time

crowleys-bentley-and-plants:

She was ripped from me in the most violent way

fellshish:

Us in 50 years

homunculus-argument:

Hey btw, here’s a piece of life advice:

If you know what you’d have to do to solve a problem, but you just don’t want to do it, your main problem isn’t the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is “how do I make vegetables stop being yucky”. If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is “how do I make exercise stop sucking ass”. You’re not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you’re supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it’s sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn’t like that, and doesn’t smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that’s just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You’re allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.